In order to help determine who or what is behind the recent outbreak of killer hurricanes, ABC News, in conjunction with MoveOn.Org, CNN, Michael Moore and Cindy Sheehan, has conducted a scientific poll to help assess blame. This poll was given 1,439 participants at a recent WTO protest. To ensure that right-wing bias was eliminated from this survey, only participants that had voted for either the democratic or socialist-worker parties in the last 4 elections were allowed to participate. This poll has a margin of error of plus or minus .0000009%.
What specific failure of the Bush administration has most contributed to the recent dramatic increase in the number of strong, killer, racist hurricanes?
A. Bush's miserable failure to ratify the all-important Kyoto treaty. - 11%
B. Bush's war in Iraq. - 9 %
C. Bush's stealing of both the 2000 and 2004 elections. - 7%
D. Bush's hatred of black people. - 6%
E. Bush's cocaine use in the 1970's - 6%
F. Haliburton - 4%
G. Karl Rove - 3%
H. Red States - 2%
I. Christians - 1%
J. ALL OF THE ABOVE ABJECT FAILURES OF THIS
DISGUSTING AND EMBARRASSING ADMINISTRATION
HAVE CONTRIBUTED TO THE UNPRECEDENTED RISE
OF STRONG, KILLER, RACIST HURRICANES! - 51%
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